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of the day: Toothpaste and Sour Patch Kids
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 Cute Cartoon
Bunny Sez: Hey kids! Cute Cartoon Bunny here! I've got some tips for
you kids who are going off to college next semester! First of all, there's
gonna be a lot of hot bunnies there! But remember, college is expensive,
and a single night of passion with one of those lagomorphic lovelies can
lead to your paycheck from Chick-fil-a going toward supporting a whole
litter of baby bunnies! If you must make mad rabbit-love, be sure you use
protection! As an alternative, consider remaining celibate until you find
that special hare you want to spend the rest of your life with. You'd be
amazed at how well a well peeled carrot can be an effective substitute
for a mate. Anyway, have fun, study hard, and stay safe! I was drawn without
genitals!
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Angel Princess is a varsity cheerleader who's life is "like totally weird." For some reason, she has decided to let everyone know just what's going on her little life through her online diary. WARNING: SHALLOW END! DO NOT DIVE!
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